What would Miss Manners have to say about taking the promised land?

Perhaps Miss Manners would be proud; employees are not so sure.

Too bad Miss Manners never wrote that one; there'd be a market for it.

Nothing she'd ever read in Miss Manners covered this situation.

I suggested he ask Miss Manners - or a marriage counselor.

Miss Manners would never approve of what I had done.

Maybe a lesson or two from Miss Manners would be better.

The risk, of course, lay in taking Miss Manners too seriously.

Miss Manners will back me up on this one.

Even Miss Manners wouldn't be able to eat it gracefully.