"1 green fish plus me makes 2" reads the text, though most youngsters seem to call out the numbers before they are read.

The full text of the Archbishop's online message reads as follows.

One critic has even said that the text reads as if it were simply trying to please the public.

"When things are kept their most simple and fresh, only more can be born from less," the text reads.

The text reads: "Whatever it was, keep up the good work.

"It's nice to know that we loved each other once upon a time," reads the text.

The text reads: "She clearly needs feeding up a bit."

The text above him reads: "Anyone can see cutting police means more crime.

His text would be self-contained and easily read by those without higher education.

This approach is intended to make the text read more dramatically.