People got bored watching little Johnny take his first steps?

Parents who think little Johnny should be able to behave at school as he does at home.

So little Johnny's Aboriginal last name didn't come from Daddy's side.

Where little Johnny could be whatever he wanted and everyone would worship him or run screaming forever.

"A lot of people here still remember him as little Johnny."

Poor little Johnny fell asleep on my arm.

All this, so that little Johnny could go to the dentist.

My little Johnny saw him do it with his own eyes.

I don't want to see little Johnny stunned off the swing set because somebody got jumpy.

At least now you know why little Johnny won't get out of bed in the morning.