"Then how come you both looked as if I'd just broken all the laws of thermodynamics?"

In fact, it's impossible according to the laws of thermodynamics.

Bacteria are the only things that can break the second law of thermodynamics, you know.

These discoveries came before the first law of thermodynamics, in 1845.

That is where the second law of thermodynamics gets you.

The two laws of thermodynamics do not account for nature completely.

It is something which may be transferred from one body to another, according to the second law of thermodynamics.

This is the second law of thermodynamics for closed systems.

This is needed for the second law of thermodynamics to hold.

Also what are stated in the first and second laws of thermodynamics?