After college he got a job writing for David Letterman's late night television show.
Great job writing a pretty well balanced article on fracking.
He got another job writing a few seconds of music for the Atari 800 game machine.
I don't understand how people like that can figure out how to breath, let alone get a job writing for a national newspaper.
He's even turned down a few "real jobs" writing for a television series because he would have had to get up in the morning.
Women got jobs writing situation comedies but not action shows.
In fact you might even get offered a job writing for the Express.
The only conceivable reason some of these individuals can have a job writing for a prestigious newspapers is connections.
How do you even get a job writing about hockey without knowing the rules?
Maybe I could get a job writing political speeches, if all else fails.