Why do bureaucrats insist on spending the taxpayers' money to keep aging government paperwork from the taxpayers?

"No, we want the caregivers to be giving care, not doing government paperwork."

Thanks to minimal government paperwork, administering the plans runs just $10 to $50 an employee a year, experts say.

Americans spend an average of 4 minutes a day filling out government paperwork.

Or maybe the Kopimists are just better than the Orgasmists at filling out government paperwork.

But, as is the case in affairs involving family, friends and government paperwork, conditions are rarely ideal.

"You better thank the Lord for useless government paperwork," a familiar voice sang in her ear.

Many small-business owners cannot focus on filling out government paperwork when they have more immediate tasks at hand, like searching for missing employees.

All that was left was the intolerable weight of government paperwork and the long hours wondering where she'd gone.

In another scene, a woman shows off the extensive government paperwork she must complete.