If you'd made your mind up a bit earlier instead of farting about.

Why have you been farting around here all this time?

I'll have him out of here and into a special unit before he can fart.

She is on the moon now, and probably still farting.

"There's always something to fart in your face," one of them said to me.

Said, I think he's just farted, why do you know that?

Not a whole lot of parts for fat guys who can fart their way into the air, either.

America may as well not bother having a president, the people could just fart about doing whatever they want.

I might as well have farted at a hurricane for all the good it did me.

"Sure, and I'm just standing here farting for my health."

After all, no one wants to be called out publicly for farting at the party, so to speak.

On clear, calm days we'll break the ice for them and they can fart around in the lake.

Dig it - 1 day 20 hours ago My dog just farted.

So that's what a man who murdered his mother sounds like when he farts.

Trying to change that is like farting into a firestorm.

The last tale on farting involves a wife and her husband.

There was no bang, they simply farted themselves dead in harmony.

An uncomfortable look crossed his face, as if he had just farted in church.

Any farting about and you get a bullet in your back."

"We got onions so strong they make you fart blue," said Mike.

Seems like everyone will need to have a degree in patent law to even fart, at the rate this is going.

So I'd have to fart around deleting stuff all the time?

He farts in the faces of his brothers, and tells them to leave.

Marina, people like her have never farted, or at least ever admitted it.

Then he farted loudly and pretended not to hear it.

The old fart cannot live beyond the moment most of the time.

At least it is for an old fart like me.

Not that she would ever talk about them with an old fart like me.

What were you going to do, go on making love to that old fart until he died.

Why would she, anyway, him an old fart trying to tell her what to do.

Like that time you cut a fart on the moon.

"You think somebody really killed one of the old farts in there?"

A sound like a giant fart came out of him.

Without warning she let go a large fart right in my face!

From elsewhere in the room came the sound of a fart.

I've just done a secret fart that no one in my office knows about.

"She says once a year's enough to sit and listen to three old farts going on at the world."

The kid's hurt so you get the old farts instead.

Being on old fart, I thought it might be best to get my jacket.

Hard to picture that dried up old fart as a father.

The old fart would never say it, but you are equal to any we have ever seen with only three days' practice.

A lot of sour old farts start out as all right guys.

That old fart has been trying to sneak out on us for years.

Some old fart tells a young kid to go off and get killed.

It makes east Texas look like a fart in a tornado.

"Having to take care of a gasping old fart like me."

No, the idea is to open it without so much as a nun's fart.

Let the old fart clean up after you for once."

You could only compare it to farts because there was nothing else even close.

For an old fart like me, that's sort of soothing.