"You've got to have some kind of text," the printer warns him in the movie, rifling through the proffered crotch shots with an inky thumb.

"So are the crotch shots on TV."

Four Kilgore College Rangerettes, viewed from below, kick so high their legs obscure their faces - less a portrait than a crotch shot.

He probably lives in some fleabag hotel on Prospect, with crotch shots out of Playboy on the walls, and a card file on how to fleece suckers like you.

None of your Penthouse -style crotch shots.

Corpselike in pallor, they are viewed from above or in crotch shots, wearing boots and lifting their skirts.

There is also a crotch shot of Peter getting out of Paris Hilton's car, which was censored with pixellation on TV, but shown uncensored on DVD.

"Betsy keeps representing the piece as if it were a crotch shot, but in actuality it is the image of an advancing nude woman that comes so close to the viewer's eye that you focus on her bellybutton."

How Andrew Breitbart got behind Mr. Weiner with a camera to take a crotch shot is amazing even for Mr. Breitbart!