(If only a drum of chemicals were as easy to spot as a black thong.)

That Rastafari-colored plastic scorpion superglued to the front of a black, satin thong?

Dressed only in a black thong and black demi-bra, she knew the image she presented.

She was wearing a hot-pink leotard with a black top and black thong.

One example is testing to see if it was possible to dry a black thong under a public bathroom hand dryer.

He was wearing only the tiniest of black thongs, with his pale, pale body exposed everywhere else.

In the audience, two women dressed only in black thongs wiggled in men's laps.

And on his feet black thongs.

Where does one buy black thongs?

Monica stalks her past, yanking us back to when she flashed her black thong.