vajazzle

I need to have Vajazzle explained.

Jedward gave Amy a vajazzle treatment as she lounged by the pool.

Also, after watching TOWIE, nan asked what a vajazzle was .... awkward!

Amy was called to the diary room where she was given her vajazzling kit and instructed to turn the sunloungers into an Essex-style vajazzle parlour.

But am I the only one who finds that Cadbury's is becoming subtly different - not just the wrappers (really Kraft, it's a confectionary wrapper, not a vajazzle) but the taste and texture?

Women and girls have to live with accusations of smelling like fish, smelling during our periods, having vaginas that are too slack, having labia that is not neat enough, growing too much hair (as though it's a choice), or not decorating a minge like a Christmas tree with some ghastly vajazzle.

Monkey wants to know who took advantage of the free vajazzle kits on offer in the village fete area of the conference centre (it's OK, no pictorial evidence required thank you) Some executives seemed to have missed The Only Way is Essex reference and were somewhat bemused by the freebies.