tub of lard

I'm supposed to defend a tub of lard like you?

The grinning tub of lard just stood there, smiling.

And I'd thought opera singers were tubs of lard!

It doesn't concern me, except that I was planning to use this tub of lard to catch a bear.

"There's a tub of lard on the ribs of each one.

With a mighty shove the Executioner propelled the tub of lard into the wall.

"I'm telling you to move it, you big tub of lard," Joyce said.

One skinny, the other a veritable tub of lard.'

That erstwhile tub of lard apparently has 50 percent less fat than it did 20 years ago but few consumers know it.

Bloody tub of lard, I thought.

Now he's a middle-aged tub of lard.

'But not to that tub of lard!

"I'm calling you fatso, you big tub of lard."

The reaction of one of them, a tub of lard in a tight plaid suit, was typical.

Now help me get this tub of lard outta he, Gardner grabbed Ski's other arm and they dragged him out door.

I'm about as hard as a tub of lard, tho some people are fooled by my fascist green bomber jacket.

He bolted up the stairs of the platform, took a running leap, and landed, with considerable grace for a tub of lard, on the bed.

"Outlander, this tub of lard is called Balsamon.

"That stinking tub of lard?

He also stated that "even those of us who for 30-odd years have viewed him as a whingeing tub of lard today mourn his passing."

Tub of lard,' hissed Hughie.

One of his favorite publications, The National Enquirer, denounced him as "a fat tub of lard."

Then the farmers heard the other voice say: 'Well, I'm very sorry about that, you bloodthirsty overbearing tub of lard."