consarn dialect

What the consarn are you doin' in here?

It looks mighty consarn funny, by heck.

A local fossil dealer had assembled the about fifty pieces, described by him as a "great consarn of bites and boanes".

In a letter to Kubrick in July 1973, Southern noted that they "have not always seen eye to eye on every ding-dong little consarn or crazy-galoot type thing."

'Why, folks do say, your honor! as how that he is a Poet, and that he is going to put Quantock and all about here in print; and as they be so much together, I suppose that the strange gentleman has some consarn in the business.'