pray to the porcelain god
worship the porcelain god

"I went home and prayed to the porcelain god for two hours straight," he added, and Ivy and I exchanged amused looks.

This nonlethal weapon doesn't cause any lasting damage, but it may cause you to pray to the porcelains gods if an officer shines one in your eyes long enough to subdue you.

"She was just worshiping the porcelain god again," Luke said.

If he hadn't been worshipping the porcelain god, I'd have thought he was on drugs or something.