hurdies

Truck, fearing a fracture, kneed him in the hurdies.

Ye muckle, gutsey hash, here's a Scots boot to your English hurdies!"

'Hurdies like a distant hill' ... Lucy Sweet holds her veggie haggis.

I had to comply, and so, to lessen my growing awareness of danger, I tried to slacken the contact my arms were making with his smooth chubby hurdies.

I tell you fair: if I but kent the heid of a Hebrew word from the hurdies of it, be dammed but I would fling the whole thing up and turn minister!"

The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o'need, While thro' your pores the dews distil Like amber bead.

Burns waxes lyrical about the haggis as though he might marry it - even describing its "hurdies [buttocks] like a distant hill" - but there are also plenty of lines in his famous poem that churn the stomach, including the lip-smacking phrase "gushing entrails".

Here you are back on your hawkins, from Blasil the Brast to our povotogesus portocall, the furt on the turn of the hurdies, slave to trade, vassal of spices and a dragon-the-market, and be turbot, lurch a stripe, as were you soused methought out of the mackerel.

But 'tis a mickle finer thing To see your hurdies fyke To see your hurdies fyke, John And hit the rising blow 'Tis then I like your chanter pipe John Anderson, my jo.